he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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