idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
there's paper in my vomit.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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