I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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