she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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