Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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