So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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