Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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