"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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