This girl is more easily done than said...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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