How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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