i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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