So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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