he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
All the doctor said was why
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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