ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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