afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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