Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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