i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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