someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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