I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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