Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just invented taco cereal.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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