I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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