I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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