Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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