is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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