Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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