somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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