doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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