But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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