I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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