i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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