My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Bring me that man meat
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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