So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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