What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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