He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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