p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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