Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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