turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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