How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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