I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Sext me about skeletons
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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