I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
