I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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