I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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