i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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