Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
