we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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