i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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