Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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