Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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