living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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