Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
