what day is it and did you see me today?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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